All Men are Cremated Equal Crewneck

Cozy up in spooky style with the All Men Are Cremated Equal Crewneck. This bold design showcases a retro witch relaxing beside a skeleton in the flames, mixing dark humor with vintage Halloween vibes. The classic crewneck fit is warm, soft, and perfect for layering on chilly nights—whether you’re heading to a Halloween party or just want to show off your sarcastic side all season long.

Please Note: Check the size chart below to ensure your ideal fit.

• Small: Length 26", Width 20" (Chest 34–36")
• Medium: Length 27", Width 22" (Chest 38–40")
• Large: Length 28", Width 24" (Chest 42–44")
• XL: Length 29", Width 26" (Chest 46–48")
• 2XL: Length 30", Width 28" (Chest 50–52")
• 3XL: Length 31", Width 30" (Chest 54–56")