All Men are Cremated Equal Tee

Turn heads with this darkly funny retro-inspired tee. Featuring a witch lounging by the fire with a skeleton, this design blends spooky vibes with a touch of sarcastic humor. Soft, lightweight, and comfortable, it’s perfect for Halloween parties, concerts, or anyone who loves a bold statement piece year-round.

Please Note: Check the size chart below to ensure your ideal fit.

• Small: 28" length, 18" width (Chest 34–37")
• Medium: 29" length, 20" width (Chest 38–41")
• Large: 30" length, 22" width (Chest 42–45")
• XL: 31" length, 24" width (Chest 46–49")
• 2XL: 32" length, 26" width (Chest 50–53")
• 3XL: 33" length, 28" width (Chest 54–57")