Get in Loser, We’re Going Probing Tee

Bigfoot, aliens, and out-of-this-world vibes—this tee brings the weird in the best way. Printed on a soft, comfy tee that’s perfect for everyday wear or intergalactic adventures.

Please Note: all shirts are unisex sizing unless otherwise noted. Please check the size chart below to decide what fit is best for you.

Size Chart:

• S: Body Length – 26 ½”, Chest Width – 20 ½”, Fits Chest – 34-37”

• M: Body Length – 27 ¾”, Chest Width – 22”, Fits Chest – 38-41”

• L: Body Length – 29”, Chest Width – 23 ½”, Fits Chest – 42-45”

• XL: Body Length – 30”, Chest Width – 25”, Fits Chest – 46-49”

• 2XL: Body Length – 31”, Chest Width – 26 ½”, Fits Chest – 50-53”

• 3XL: Body Length – 32”, Chest Width – 28”, Fits Chest – 54-57”